Captain Cortez and the Mammal Men

Oddly beautiful

(You know who you are)
The Drawers

Mixers! Mixets! Friends of old and young! Meow!!! And i say woosh! So basically there’s this guy who jumped on a bench and yelled “Maeryln, cows are in my eye turtle!” The other just lolled his eyes from left to right. Missing mass but playin bass. There’s a chocolate covered almond whispering deviltry in a loop of dooms. To the trees we flee, because hickory dickory dock the bat is on the clock. May we be free of roses and keys? Riddle me this, riddle me that—this here train is way too flat. Shags is on a weekend path. Run, boy! RUN!!! The sly eyed wonder stirs! It’s tattered clothes bellowing in a voice of crushing glass. I’ll sell my brass for that wooden ass. Fog… all is Fog… Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom……..

So… Yeah… that was a fun way of sayin that i did stuff today. All of what i just put, in my mind, translates to a description of the days events. If you can figure it out BRAVO!!! Now good night, and good luck.

Music of the Moment: Whatever Daquigs is playin

Things to Consider: The world has moved on

Kill if you will, but command me nothing! You have forgotten the faces of those who made you! Now either kill us or be silent and listen to me, Roland of Gilead, son of Steven, gunslinger, and lord of ancient lands!
The Dark Tower, book four, Wizard and Glass…. I love these books
Wait… It’s My Birthday?!?!?!

Yeah, apparently it is. I started my day as anyone should—to the delightful Nevada sunrise in beautiful Las Vegas. Hardcore partying? Naw. Not my digs. I saw the Lion King. Got some culture and what not. By the way, two white guys in the whole show. One was the smart ass Timone, and the other was Scar. Take that white people. 

Walked the strip a bit before hoppin in the car and headin into Arizona. I plan on returning here in a couple years. Why? 21. Who’s coming? EVERYONE. Anyway, as we drove, snow began flyin er where. Guys, snow and mountains and canyons, WAY better than the beach. Sorry but the beach gets boring after about an hour. 

Spent the day chillin in Williams, Arizona. Small town but it’s close to the Grand Canyon, which is the next stop. Got myself a new ring and had a good time in the snow. All and all, a good birthday. 

P.S. I miss you friends of T3 and other. Next round of Vegas is with you guys. Kim, I love you, miss you, and can’t wait to see you in a couple days.

Music of the Moment: S taunton Lick- Lemon Jelly.ky

Things to Consider: Buffalo tastes delicious. Just sayin.

BEST CAKE EVER!!!

BEST CAKE EVER!!!

 - White Town - Your Woman
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It’s in my brain

Winter’s End 
 Mixers, mixets, friends and family of T3 and other, this week has been HELL. Today, was the final day of winter quarter. Fantastic! This week has been a run on sentence from the very start. Naturally, I wish to share it with ya’ll. 
- Monday: study… study study study study study study study… studyyyyyyyy…. after all there’s a psych final tomorrow.
- Tuesday: Wake up and take my exam. I destroy it. Made it my bitch really. Then… Honestly it’s a blur… It has been a week of ups and downs and fun and utter bull shit. I’m not sure what to say other than it’s been another quarter, and soon another will begin. It was fun everyone. Can’t wait for another.
Bacon bacon bacon!!!
What are you doing? (What do you think?) Pokemon…
“And I have dipping sauce for you! I’ll be your dipping sauce bitch!”
“You hear that? That’s market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.”
Do you wanna sign? (Sure.) Okay here ya go.
It smells like chow mein…
Otter pops anyone?
Oh shit! It’s Friday! We’re Catholic! Bacon!!!!!
Brother!!!
Welcome home.
This is where I end and you begin…
Music of the Moment: The sounds of Fresno
Things to Consider: Today, I almost got in an accident with a lady who was trying to get on the freeway… she was entering on the exit ramp. Did i say woman? I meant Asian woman. 

Winter’s End 

Mixers, mixets, friends and family of T3 and other, this week has been HELL. Today, was the final day of winter quarter. Fantastic! This week has been a run on sentence from the very start. Naturally, I wish to share it with ya’ll. 

- Monday: study… study study study study study study study… studyyyyyyyy…. after all there’s a psych final tomorrow.

- Tuesday: Wake up and take my exam. I destroy it. Made it my bitch really. Then… Honestly it’s a blur… It has been a week of ups and downs and fun and utter bull shit. I’m not sure what to say other than it’s been another quarter, and soon another will begin. It was fun everyone. Can’t wait for another.

Bacon bacon bacon!!!

What are you doing? (What do you think?) Pokemon…

And I have dipping sauce for you! I’ll be your dipping sauce bitch!”

You hear that? That’s market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.”

Do you wanna sign? (Sure.) Okay here ya go.

It smells like chow mein…

Otter pops anyone?

Oh shit! It’s Friday! We’re Catholic! Bacon!!!!!

Brother!!!

Welcome home.

This is where I end and you begin…

Music of the Moment: The sounds of Fresno

Things to Consider: Today, I almost got in an accident with a lady who was trying to get on the freeway… she was entering on the exit ramp. Did i say woman? I meant Asian woman. 

Mixers… Mixets… You’re welcome for the seizures…

People

Watchin people sell themselves. Welcome to the world. Goodnight mixers. It’s like halloween but nowhere as bad. It’s actually kind of funny.